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What do you get when you type 'Bill Bailey' into Google image search?

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SHIEK OF THE FUCKIN' DESERT!?!?!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

My Latest Ponderings
 
  • Why isn't Bill Bailey in Lord Of The Rings?
  • Why is Slash in Harry Potter + The Philosopher's Stone?
  • Wouldn't it be so much easier if everyone in Lord Of The Rings had a mobile?
  • If the world accepted hard drugs, would society collapse?

When Stoners Attack!
 
Softmints, Folk Music, Avril and Comfort.
 
The crazy world of Burley stoners is revealed

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WARNING: Theories on this page may seriously change your life
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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This site isn't working. It's missing something. Style? Pinache? Viewers? No, it was never gonna have any of those in the first place. So whats wrong? Well, I've been conducting a little experiment over the last couple of weeks. I've been observing my own behaviour and habits and taking them into account. During this experiment I have noticed I only ever update this site when I'm drunk, or at least, 'under the influence'.
So from now on, thats how it's gonna be done. NO SOBER UPDATING. That's the one rule.
Shouldn't be too hard.

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somewhere in Texas, there's a village without it's idiot

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we went to scotland, got drunk and took some photos.
have a look for yourselves
 
(courtesy of the ever credit-hungry james raynor - see the links page to get to his site)